Suburban Mobocracy

by Bath Salt Zombies

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released January 15, 2015

Misael Fret: bass, guitars, production, programming, backing vocals
Jerry Joe: main vocals
Joen Blanco (Oshurun): guitars on #2, solo on #11

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Bath Salt Zombies Dorado, Puerto Rico

Crossover / thrash project based on jokes, drugs, insanity, politics and of course... zombies. The core was composed of brothers Misael and Jerry (RIP 1981-2015) since it's beginning on January 10, 2014.

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Track Name: High As A Kite
I am just 'High As A Kite'
About time
I'm feeling fine

I am just 'High As A Kite'
I’m feeling safe
But forgot my name

I am just 'High As A Kite'
Like a kite
I'm in the sky

I am just 'High As A Kite'
Taking my bike for a ride

Will not speak
Body freeze
Flying breeze
Squeezing cheese
Swiss trapeze
PCP
I'm diseased
My expertise (x2)

(guitar solo)

Go and say "hi"
I'm high
'High As A Kite'
This kite is mine
Gotta fight for your high

(guitar solo)


(Want some chicken pot pie? Bullseye! My brain is fried!)
Track Name: Monday Sucks
Fake it
You know it
We hate it
It's Monday (x2)

MONDAY SUCKS
WEEKEND ROCKS
MONDAY SUCKS
MAKE IT STOP

I'm so depressed
Of being oppressed

Important
Go postal
A trauma
A drama

Rather have coma
And be on pajamas
Wanna some ganja
And fly to Bahamas

Score marijuana
I move to Nevada

MONDAY SUCKS
ALLERGIC TO WORK
MONDAY SUCKS
AND I'M STILL DRUNK
MONDAY SUCKS
NO MORE DRUGS
Track Name: Zober
Bored as fuck being zober
Fucking sucks, I'm a loner
Pissed off with drunks and stoners
Smokers, junkies, 'cuz I'm still zober
So fuck off you fuckers

No strip poker when your zober
I get older when I'm zober

No sex odor when we're zober
No fun at all being zober (x2)

Not planning to waste my money and stay zober
Want my brain in a toaster see myself getting slower
In crazy shit I'm a soldier
Bring some coasters don't turn poser

(poo)
Track Name: Mike Tyson
Blood smears another year
I'll reappear to bite your ears
I broke my back and I still attack
Play a game called "A Rape"

Punching your way out
Busting on "Punch Out!"
Beyond any doubt
I'm knock tha' fuck out

He's not bluffing
He's a zombie
He's Mike Tyson
Voice sounds pussy (x4)

A lethal Gandhi
A psycho Bambi
Hard rock candy
Caffeine brandy (x2)
Track Name: Mainly Gravy, Baby... Maybe
Getting slippery
Watch out with injuries
Tasty victory
Now this gravy's history

Mainly Gravy Baby Maybe
Now that is a heavy lady
Mainly Gravy Baby Maybe
A case of brown rabies

We could have a tasty shaky
Or a pussy shot of Bailey's
Driving a Mercedes
High on gravy fuck my safety
Haven’t drank medication lately

Maybe Mainly Gravy Baby

This is your gravy
On a daily basis
Turns out you're crazy
Turns out that you're lazy
Track Name: Party With The Dead
No emotional feelings
Just keep on drinking
There's no tomorrow
A Jaeger to follow

The bottle I borrow
Not feeling shallow
Kiss my own shadow
Vomit and swallow

Party fantastic
The undead are coming
See my surroundings
And everyone’s dying
Now they're all happy
And I am so toxic
I think that they love me (x2)

PARTY WITH THE DEAD
THE UNDEAD!
Track Name: Mumble Stumble
Mumble stumble
Hard to walk and talk
Mumble stumble
Bath Salt Zombies
Double trouble

I'm a drag
Yes I am
Undead
And in a daze

Struggle
Explaining it's a puzzle
Snuggle
Let's fucking cuddle

Find my way to hustle
Mimic that I'm dead
Get close I'll eat your leg

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Track Name: Zombies On Steroids
Zombies on Steroids
Now we are fucked
Faster than a rush of coke yeah
Zombies on Steroids
Give up, we are not saved

Breaking some shit now
Screaming you chow down
Runs faster than flash
Hyper like some trash

Zombies on Steroids
Nowhere to run
Zombies on Steroids
Bring my tommy gun

Zombies start to smash
Your ass turns to ash
Worse than a plane crash
Where the fuck's my stash?

Feeding on anything
Feeding on everything
This is interesting
We are vanishing (x2)
Track Name: No Brainer
Don't have to think
You strive to live and they feed
I am safe
'Cuz I got no brain
Easy to blend in
Still alive here's my drink
Never rethink

I am so safe
Zombies are
My newest friends
Anyways you sucked
Now I’m having fun
The world use to hate
Pollution incorrect

No Brainer
No neurons, no danger
No Brainer
I am no stranger

(Joen Blanco guitar solo)

No Brainer
Don't remember
Where's my brain
No Brainer
Alligator
Masturbator

My brain is offset
Motherfucker lets duet
My head full shit
And my shit is full of shit
Track Name: Drunk Like Zombie
Drunk Like Zombie
Looks kinda funny
Planning to go out running
But you're falling
Projectile vomit
I also can see hobbits

When we're drunk
We want more
Fun goes wild
Drunk out of my mind (x2)

Holy Shit
Came out of nowhere
Holy Shit
I crashed my car
Holy Shit
I'm in somewhere
Holy Shit
There's another bar

Drunk Like Zombies

It comes in nature
Liver failure
Drunk like zombie
Flavor danger

Drunk Like Zombie (x2)
Track Name: The Demon Experience
Voices in my room
Confused don't have a clue
You think it's your doom
You look like a fool

Face your fears
With a couple of beers
Prank pioneers
You'll end up with tears

Demon Experience
Close your eyes in plain sight
Demon Experience
Close your eyes nowhere to hide

Can hear a bark
You've been marked
Light turns dark
Confetti and sparks

The Demon Experience
I was inexperienced
The Demon Experience
Inglorious and mysterious
The Demon Experience
Pretty hilarious
The Demon Experience
Panic mode appearance
Track Name: Toofless Zombie
Frustration sensation
I'm condemned
My damnation
Anxiety on escalation
Could be a mutatioooooooonOOOON

Your menu
Mashed lettuce
Brain pudding
So jealous
Your wife’s melons
Don't you cry
Here's some pie
Dying to die
I made a rhyme (x2)

Toofless Zombie
Try to feed and gets sloppy
Toofless Zombie
Can't eat shit but sure drinks coffee

YEAH TOOF LESS ZOMBIE!